Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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