I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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