You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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