doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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