Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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