I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
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