This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
We had to coat check the pizza.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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