I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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