She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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