Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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