he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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