talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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