I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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