i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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