What a fucking waste of an outfit
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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