sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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