Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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