Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Holy shit dude........stairs
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