But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I wear drunk well.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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