Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
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