if i died would you start the facebook group?
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
It's just like the Real World with babies
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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