Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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