i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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