lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
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Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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