the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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