Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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