He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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