yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Enjoy the penises
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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