oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
being pregnant is like rehab
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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