mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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