we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
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