matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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