What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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