in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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