Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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