i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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