Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
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