Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
Randomize
