I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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