Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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