Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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