Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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