She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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