just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Swine flu is the new snow day.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
Randomize
