you guys were way drunker than both of me
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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