Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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