i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
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