why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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