Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
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