clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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