I think I just saw someone hide a body.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
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