they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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